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Front Page - Friday, July 11, 2014

Are We There Yet?




Jay Edwards

It seemed like a good day for nature, so I went looking for some. I didn’t have to go far, as Pinnacle Mountain is fairly close to where I live. It was after the 4th, but the mountain was jammed with others looking for an escape from electronics. I still had my phone, though, which takes pretty good photos I can post somewhere, so people will like me.

I go to the mountain often, but usually stay on the Base Trail, which is about three miles around the mountain. But every tenth time or so I get an itch to see for miles, so I trek to the top. This was one of those times.

As I’ve said, it was crowded on this day, but even when there are a lot of us, you can always find some solitude. I made it to the top, sweating and breathing hard. I walked around the guy carrying the little boy with the big hair, and the three teenage girls who had blown past me on the way up. I remembered one of them saying how hard it was as they jogged past me, and my fatigue.

One of the girls told me the gnats were bad. I got to the north side as far as I could go, found a flat rock and faced the lake as the annoying little bugs covered me. I stood it as long as I could – about ten minutes – and headed down. The gnats chose not to follow.

There were a lot of small children out with their parents and grandparents. Here are some of their comments I picked up on my way down: 

From a little girl: “I will be the bravest person on the top.”

Another girl: “When we get to the top, I might fly down.”

Finally, near the bottom, a conversation between a girl and a man who looked to be her grandfather:

Girl: “How long does it take?”

Granddad – “Oh, awhile, but it’s worth it.”

“How many times have you done it?”

“Oh, quite a few. I’ve been on this mountain top too many to count.”

“So, we are on the top?”

“No, not yet,”

“So, we are just pretending to be on a mountain?”

“No, this is a real mountain; we’re on the side.”

“We’re on the side, but we’re pretending to be on the top?”

Give it up grandpa, I thought.

Fifty yards or so from the bottom, a man I recognized came toward me. I’d passed him earlier on his way down. He looked to be around 45.

“How many times?” I asked him.

He laughed and stopped, seemingly thankful for a reason to do so.

“Today, just two,” he said.

“Well, you’re a better man than me.”

“I don’t know,” he said. “When you do it a thousand times or more, it gets easier. I’ve been coming here since I was nine. I like it better than a treadmill.”

I asked if he always saw different things, and he said yes, having climbed it in ice, and in fire; there were many memories.

I told him about the gnats, and he told me they were worse in September and October.

I asked him if he’d ever encountered the ladybug swarm I’d run into back in March. He’d never seen them. So I had that going for me.

We bid farewell, and I began calculating how long it would take me to climb it 1,000 times. I came up with three and a half years – and I’m down to just 999.

Or, I could always pretend.